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Sunday, January 19, 2014

How Beyonce Not Only Ran the World, But 2013 As A Whole

We already knew Beyonce ran the world before she officially told us all in the catchy, girl power song, but she proved it in 2013 more than ever. Let's count the times shall we? (In no particular order)


  1. When she sang at President Obama's second inauguration. When Barack Obama himself honored her as America's greatest national resource.
  2. When even Bill Clinton was stunned by her beauty and perfection at said inauguration.
  3. When she announced she was performing at the Super Bowl

  4. When she stomped the red bloods cells out of her legs doing her signature strut of sexiness at the beginning of her performance

  5. And she did the sexiest thumb lick ever known to man
  6. When the Queen stood there in all her glory and absorbed the energy from the crowd
  7. The Pepsi endorsement
  8. The Pepsi commercial featuring the past Beyonces in all of their glory
  9. And then she absorbed all of those Beyonces to become one incredible Beyonce. She premiered "Grown Woman" in the commercial
  10. And then after the iconic Super Bowl performance she announced her Mrs. Carter World Tour dressed as the Queen she is

  11. Her H&M endorsement and swimsuit line. Not forgetting she debuted new song "Standing on the Sun" in the commercial 

  12. She won her 17th Grammy!
  13. Can't forget her gown at the Met Gala SLAYED!
  14. When she released "Bow Down" and slaughtered the careers of every female artist past, present and future!
  15. She shocked the world when she cut her hair off....and then shocked us once again when she magically grew it back days later -__-
     
  16. When she took the best selfie in the world! 
  17. This guy CLEARLY knew the proper way to address the Queen 
  18. When she released a chart topping album AND TOLD NO ONE! 
  19. And then "surfboart" became the highlight of the album 
  20. And finally, she's just Flawless                            

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