FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I'm feeling out of it today. I just don't feel like myself but I owe you guys a post so here it is: Welcome to My Suck Ass Life

Sooooo this past weekend, I received an email saying my financial aid has been cut for this upcoming semester. -___- Remember when I said I failed two classes last semester? Yeah well, it's back to haunt me. I'll start from the beginning....

Last semester I was only registered for 4 classes, English, Speech, Biology and History. I really needed a biology course so I signed up for the last one that was offered. This was my first mistake. I knew the professor was gonna be difficult but I needed the course and the credit hours to be considered a full time student. It didn't take any longer than the first class for me to realize I had gotten myself into some shit. It was nearly impossible to pass the class like I failed every test we took. It wasn't really the content that was the problem. It was way the class was taught. My professors was one of those teachers that will teach you one 1+1 in class but give you trigonometry on a test! It was horrible :( I was failing so bad I just stopped going after I took my midterm.
Argh I'm way too out of it to even continue this story. Long story short, I failed bio and speech.

Now this is where I fucked up:
I took 4 classes.
I only passed 2.
University policy required students to pass 67% of their classes.
I only passed  50%
And now I no longer have financial aid for this upcoming semester and I have to appeal to get it back.
But wtf am I supposed to tell them? "Oh I got lazy last semester and just stopped going to two of my classes but I still want to use government funding to help for this upcoming semester and you should just give me my financial aid back just because I deserve it." -____-
And to top it all off, I never told my parents I failed in the first place! I figured I could just retake the courses and they would never find out! :(((((


UGH FML!

Facts About Me

I was recently asked to talk about myself for two minutes straight without stopping or saying "umm" or "uhhh". I didn't realize how hard it was! Those two minutes seemed to drag on forever! So here it is, random facts about me that you didn't ask for but I'm gonna give you anyway!

-I'm 19
-I've had my learners for over two years and I still can't drive
-If I said the majority of things that come to my mind, I'd have no friends and everybody would hate me
-I'm socially awkward
-I have a twitter @TheeLastOreo (follow me hoe!)
-I have an older sister, supposedly we look like twins
-I make my own natural face masks & body scrubs! :)
-I can twerk lol
-I'm obsessed with pandas
-My bra and undies never match
-I hate the term "Milso"
-I studied Theatre in high school, wrote numerous plays, cast and directed a comedic play by renowned playwright Christopher Durang
- I have a tumblr! Theerandompanda.tumblr.com (yes, follow me there too!)
-I failed two classes last semester because I stopped going after spring break
-Yes, I am in a relationship
-Yes, he is a Marine
-I have a heel/stiletto obsession knowing damn well I can't walk in them
-Team iPhone!
-I have a Nicki Minaj obsession (I mean how could you not, she's perfect)
-I don't like Lady Gaga but her music is pretty cool....for the most part
-I'm incredibly shy
-I attend a HBCU
-I love saying the word "Swahili" lmao
-I prefer my man in his Charlies than his dress blues ;)
-My favorite color is navy blue

So there you have it! Unnecessary facts about my life that I'm sure you probably don't care about!

Miley Cyrus's Identity Crisis

So a few months ago Miley Cyrus posted a video of her twerking online and it went viral like everybody was talking about it. So of course, I went to check it out and honestly I was disappointed. Like really, you call that twerking?!



Since this video popped up, she and her little bug bite sized ass have been everywhere! She's had more interviews focused more around her twerking than her actual music with in my opinion isn't that great anyway.

Miley's whole new look has turned some heads but honestly I like it! I like her hair and her style but I need her to chill with this twerking business. She's the type of girl who only has an ass in certain positions. For example, this is one of them.

Just stop trying Miley! Leave it to the girls who actually have an ass!


So on a scale from 0 to Miley Cyrus, how intense is your identity crisis?

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

OK so can we all just take a moment to appreciate the voluptuous backside of Nicki Minaj? Whether you like her or not, you gotta admit that shit is fucking epic! Yes, it's fake but I really don't care. It's just so.....perfectly huge! Even Regis from Regis & Kelly couldn't resist grabbing it and dude is in his 80s! it is just a wonderful piece of work and I'm dedicating this post to Nicki and her ass. Think of it as a makeshift collage.....a Minaj collage!

My First Blog! :)

Hi loves!

This being my first blog, I'm not entirely sure what to say lol I have a variety of interests, likes, dislikes and more than anything I'm looking for a place to vent; a place to sit back and talk whether it be to myself or to you lol!

I guess I'll tell you a little about myself. I'm a 19 year old African American student studying Social Work. I live and go to school in Maryland but I'm currently home for the summer. I guess you can say I'm a pretty average person with average interests. I am however, plus sized (size 18)  which can be a difficult lifestyle. I embrace it. I don't sit around feeling sorry for myself because of my size. I am currently in a relationship and I love him so very much! Our two year anniversary is tomorrow actually :) My boyfriend is in the military and boy, let me tell you, there is SO many rants and raves I can go on with that lol

Well, that about sums up the basic About Me type of post. I will try my best to post something new everyday. I hope you enjoy my blog! :)

-EricaJoy