It's my life and I'll complain if I want to!
- When they misspell my name on my Starbucks cup
- When my home wifi is down and I have nothing to do
- When I have too many chips for my dip but if I get more chips, I'll have too much dip for my chips
- When the movie you're watching on your flight/bus ride is too long so you never see the ending
- When your hand hurts from carrying too many groceries
- When you notice you're out of toilet paper AFTER you've already used the bathroom
- When the automatic hand dryer in the bathroom cuts off before you can fully dry your hands
- When your selfie only gets three likes on Instagram
- When you spend your last dollar on chips from the vending machine but they get stuck on the silver twisty rings of death
- When you use all of your skips on Pandora/Spotify and are forced you listen to music you hate for the next hour
- I sent an important email late at night thinking "They'll get it in the morning". They emailed me back asking me why the hell I was emailing them at 3 in the morning
- When I can't watch television because there is someone watching all 3 of the ones we have in my house