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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

I Will Never Bake From Scratch Again

Today can be summed up in one word: cravings. I craved a hot bath when I woke up this morning. I craved Frosted Flakes for breakfast and tuna fish for lunch. None of those cravings, however, bested my craving for chocolate.

I love sweets! Candy bars, cookies, brownies, cake! You name it, I want it. Unfortunately, most of my sweet tooth cravings come late at night when I'm tucked in bed with no way to satisfy my need for a Snickers bar. These last few months I've been able to silence those cravings by having a cup of hot tea at night. I normally add an extra spoonful of sugar to take care of my sweet tooth. That was all fine and dandy until the caffeine from from the tea became my new craving. I found myself needing to have the tea before bed and not being able to go to sleep without it. Eventually, I had to just drop that habit all together.

Moving on to tonight, I really wanted to some brownies so I headed over to Pinterest and looked up a few brownie recipes from scratch. Luckily for me, we had all of the necessary ingredients and got to work mixing everything up. I will never make that mistake again. I ended up with the worst brownies you could possibly imagine.



These were the dryest brownies I have ever tasted in my life. They were horrible! Absolutely disgusting. The whole pan went right into the garbage. Needless to say, I will never cook from scratch again.

The Most Annoying Songs of All Time

This post really doesn't need to be explained. Just press play and relive the torture.

                                                 Harlem Shake- Baauer (2012)

Friday- Rebecca Black (2011)



                                             Party in the USA- Miley Cyrus (2011) 




                                                 Gangnam Style- PSY (2012)



                                                    Stupid Hoe- Nicki Minaj (2011)



                                          Crank That Soulja Boy- Soulja Boy Tell'em (2007)



                                                My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (2005)



                                                  Whip My Hair- Willow Hair (2010)



Baby- Justin Beiber (2010)


                                                         What Does the Fox Say?- Ylvis (2013)


                                                  Blurred Lines- Robin Thicke (2012)

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Current State of the Union

In


  • Intersteller
  • Redbox
  • Hunger Games trilogy 


Out


  • Gravity
  • Movie theaters
  • Divergent trilogy 

10 Times Nicki Minaj Proved to be a Feminist Icon

"I always feel it's important for me to show females that they can be in charge of their own situations. When I win and when I lose, I take ownership of it, because I really am in charge of what I do."

"I've always had this female empowerment thing in the back of my mind -because I wanted my mother to be stronger and she couldn't be. I thought, If I'm successful, I can change her life."

"Every woman is multifaceted. Every woman has a switch, whether she's going to be a man-eater, whether she has to kick ass, whether she has to show the guys that she's just as smart or smarter, she's just as talented or creative. Women suppress a lot of their sides."

"If you speak up for yourself, you're a bitch. If you party too much, you're a whore. men don't get called these things"

"Women should be allowed to be as hardcore and sexual as we want because men do it all the time."

"I want to build my empire. In my field, I have always seen men do it, from Diddy to Dre to Jay Z, now it's a woman's turn."

"I stand for the girls wanting to be sexy and dance, but also having a strong sense of themselves. If you got a big ol' butt? Shake it! Who cares? That doesn't mean you shouldn't be graduating from college."

"I just want women to always feel in control. Because we're capable - we're so capable."

"I'm a multidimensional woman. Like all women are. The difference is that I have the balls to take chances."

"When you're a girl, you have to be everything! You have to be dope at what you do but you have to be super sweet and you have to be sexy and you have to be this and you have to be that and you have to be nice. It's like, I can't be all those things at once. I'M A HUMAN BEING!"