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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

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So when it comes to my blog, I've chosen to ignore Miley Cyrus for the most part. We already touched on the fact that she can't twerk and to be honest, if she wants to make a fool out if herself then I think we should let her. However, that doesn't mean I won't laugh or call her a whore.

Miley's latest antics failed to faze me until she thought it was okay to show up to the iheartRadio Music Festival dressed like this: 



Like really, Miley? Really?!

She looks like a pornstar or a prostitute.....or possibly both. Not to mention the fact that she has no type of body. She's so flat and her ass is so flabby! 

I don't even know what to say. I just....I can't deal

Monday, October 28, 2013

Things Beyonce Would Rather Do Than Release An Album

Queen Bey has a new album coming out soon. Nobody knows when. Nobody knows what it will be called. But we know it'll be good. It's Beyoncé! I mean how could it not?
She's been slaying your favs since 1996, and that's a fact. I'm convinced that she's enjoying torturing us by releasing singles and yet still manages to keep completely silent on any details of the new album. She's even been performing those singles on her current Mrs. Carter World Tour. Thanks a lot Beyoncé. -_- That only makes us want it more! And the worst part is that Beyonce is clearly having WAY too much fun on tour doing things that do not in slightest bit coincide with recording or releasing a new album!

Things such as:

  1.  Wearing shades indoors

  2. Looking like she's going to beat some random guy's ass

  3. Trying on Batman masks

  4. Taking Beyonce shots

  5. Cutting her hair to distract us from the lack of a new album

  6. Taking pictures with ice cream trucks

  7. Being blessed

  8. Teaching Blue Ivy to twerk

  9. Bending space and time

  10. Taking mock Instagram photos while her back up dancer wears a tiara

  11. Lying on the stairs thinking about how much longer she'll make us wait

  12. Lying in the grass contemplating how thirsty we are for the new album

  13. Taking a nice leisurely stroll on the wings of a plane

News Flash: WE ARE WAITING BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!

In the meantime... *dances around to "Grown Woman"*

Friday, October 25, 2013

I ❤️ Boobies!

I know I'm so late with this and as a woman I feel bad. But better late than never!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month! 
Save the tatas!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Jesus and Yeezus

So a few days ago, Kanye West brought a real life Jesus onstage while performing "Jesus Walks" at one of his concerts on his Yeezus tour and a whole lot of people had something to say about it. 



Of course Christians and other religious folk found it disrespectful which is a shock to nobody. But what I found to be the most interesting is how some members of the Black community took it. A lot of them were more upset that Kanye had Jesus as a White man instead of as a Black man. Like seriously? -__- Who gives a shit? Jesus is depicted as a White ALL THE DAMN TIME! No matter if it's a movie, tv show, painting etc, and nobody says anything! He's almost always portrayed as a White man. I'm sure nobody walked out of The Passion of the Christ complaining about Jesus's ethnicity. But Kanye does something slightly similar and it's a big deal. 

Now let me clarify, when I say the Black community, I don't mean the fans. I mean Black activist groups and other people like that. Personally, I don't really care. I think it was creative. Nobody has ever done that before and it was pretty cool.

I think people are just looking for a reason to bitch and complain. What's the big deal? Just leave it alone. Who really gives a shit?


Sunday, October 20, 2013

Snatching Bey


So about a month ago, Beyonce was onstage in Sao Paulo, Brazil when a crazed fan, shirtless might I add, attempted and nearly proceeded to pulled Beyonce offstage. The fan rushed up to the stage and threw his arms around Beyonce, practically pulling her downwards almost headfirst into the crowd! However, her security personnel was on point with the rescue. They leaped on stage and was able to release Bey from the evil clutches of her kidnapper! I have no idea why I just worded it like that lol I need a life!

Ever the professional, the Beyonce is able to break free and keep on singing, without missing a lyric. Strangely, Bey came to the crazed fan's defense and allowed him to stay in the arena. Check out the pics below! A video link is also included because Blogger is being stupid and won't let me insert the video directly! -__-





http://youtu.be/u3FpGiBr-nY

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Mmmm Miley

Now I'm not really a Miley Cyrus fan but let's just take some time to appreciate how pretty she is when she's not acting like a child with serious daddy issues who may one day end up on a pole.


Now that is beauty!

Sunday, October 6, 2013

KMart Creeping


So everyone who knows me knows I have a Nicki Minaj obsession. She's amazing, point plank period. Don't try to debate me on this. You will lose.

Anywho, she's been creating her clothing line with KMart. Within the last few weeks, she posted multiple pictures on her Instagram showcasing her line. Honestly, I was disappointed for the second time. When she announced she was collaborating with KMart, I'll admit I was not happy. I don't like KMart. I don't shop there. Like in all seriousness, who shops at KMart?! I really don't care for it but if I want to wear her clothes, I guess I'll make the trip. :-/ Below are some pictures from the line:


Honestly, I'm not in love with the line.  I love the dresses and the outfits in the first two pictures but for the most part, I'm not impressed. I think some of the designs are just cheap looking.

The Nicki Minaj Collection, as it's appropriately titled, debuts in stores in about two days. I'll do a follow up post when I go to officially check it out.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

MIA

I'm so sorry I haven't been posting lately! Every time I go to type something up, I can't seem to find anything to talk about. 
I've been so busy lately but I'm going to get back to posting! I promise!

It's homecoming week here at school and I'm mad excited! Our concert is on Thursday and we're having J. Cole, K. Michelle and Migos performing. I haven't bought my ticket yet but I plan on it. It's $30 this year and I just don't have that type of money to blow. Wait let me change that. I have the money, I just don't want to spend it on a concert and be broke for weeks afterward. The college money struggle is real! Lol