Queen Bey has a new album coming out soon. Nobody knows when. Nobody knows what it will be called. But we know it'll be good. It's Beyoncé! I mean how could it not?
She's been slaying your favs since 1996, and that's a fact. I'm convinced that she's enjoying torturing us by releasing singles and yet still manages to keep completely silent on any details of the new album. She's even been performing those singles on her current Mrs. Carter World Tour. Thanks a lot Beyoncé. -_- That only makes us want it more! And the worst part is that Beyonce is clearly having WAY too much fun on tour doing things that do not in slightest bit coincide with recording or releasing a new album!
Things such as:
In the meantime... *dances around to "Grown Woman"*
She's been slaying your favs since 1996, and that's a fact. I'm convinced that she's enjoying torturing us by releasing singles and yet still manages to keep completely silent on any details of the new album. She's even been performing those singles on her current Mrs. Carter World Tour. Thanks a lot Beyoncé. -_- That only makes us want it more! And the worst part is that Beyonce is clearly having WAY too much fun on tour doing things that do not in slightest bit coincide with recording or releasing a new album!
Things such as:
- Wearing shades indoors
- Looking like she's going to beat some random guy's ass
- Trying on Batman masks
- Taking Beyonce shots
- Cutting her hair to distract us from the lack of a new album
- Taking pictures with ice cream trucks
- Being blessed
- Teaching Blue Ivy to twerk
- Bending space and time
- Taking mock Instagram photos while her back up dancer wears a tiara
- Lying on the stairs thinking about how much longer she'll make us wait
- Lying in the grass contemplating how thirsty we are for the new album
- Taking a nice leisurely stroll on the wings of a plane
In the meantime... *dances around to "Grown Woman"*
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